When I asked my friend about this, she said that "she is an American now." I know it's not my right to butt into their parenting, but this breaks my heart. And her ability to speak both languages, I think, would be an asset and a gift.
But, you know, follow your bliss, jam whatever holidays together you want.) If you’re worried about what you might say if you have too much to drink on Thanksgiving, don’t have too much to drink; stick to seltzer or sparkling cider.
If you want to tell your kid not to raid your wife’s closet before having sex with her boyfriend (a very reasonable request! Claus outfit has been thoroughly cleaned before your wife puts it on.) Q.
But as all men push dumb hard to maintain a healthy sex life, most wind up falling short because of their whack bed game and pickup skills.
Others, well, they just lack the savoir-faire to charm a woman.
If you try telling me that you've never sent a racy text/pic/emoji then you are a goddamn liar. After the great Fappening of 2014 we, women especially, have been told that sending explicit messages and, god forbid, a nudie photo can and will come back to bite you on your *peach emoji*. The media would have you believe that sexting is purely a teen epidemic, however studies show that we love exchanging a flirty message well into our 20s and 30s.