The eligible bachelors of our “Blind Date With a Book” display are guaranteed to deliver a stimulating Valentine’s Day.
Each potential suitor is wrapped to conceal its title and cover, so you Superficial Simons and Simones out there can’t discriminate based on looks; your selections must be made purely on the perceived merits of each book’s dating profile, which contains its age, physical attributes, interests, turnoffs, a statement about where it wants to take you, and a succinct summation of its character.
About the author: Begum Tinderella is a writer, part-time shawarma eater, and an advocate for plus size sexiness.
She loves swiping right, charming her way into men’s hearts with her infectious charm, drinking copious amounts of Old Monk, and rebelling against convention…
For someone who constantly berated and judged people who were on Tinder, I never thought I would come to a point where I would be on it too.