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Thanks so much for your willingness to listen, your desire to learn, and your ability to laugh at all the things that can go wrong in dating. Lets have a bon fire…no thanks I got to get home to feed MY animals. Share your worst date story below: Update: Story submissions are now closed!

I assume the mindset is “I’d love it if a woman told me she wanted to spend some time between my legs.” Most of us females don’t find that a turn-on from a complete stranger.

(Or even not complete strangers.) I’m going to encourage you NOT to send that type of message to someone on the internet. I could have ignored it, but then the blog wouldn’t be as entertaining.

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I know I could probably adjust my settings, but as it stands right now, my phone beeps every time I get a new message on any of these sites.

At the end of the month, I send you a CD/newsletter recap in the mail. That’s $564 in retail value – or about $5000 in coaching value – absolutely FREE. We pull up to this apartment, can’t get in the front gate so we walk thru shrubs, in the dark, upstairs to their apt. Rolling up to his place he says Hold my hand, havn’t had time to clean up the dogs mess! , We enter thru the kitchen…omg…Now get this, he is a fireman and has 4 days on, 4 days off. He’s a fireman and I thought he was going to torch his whole “f”ing neighborhood. Again picked me up, kissed me on the cheek and off I went. I always text after I get home to thank them for meeting me, etc.