Next was Jennifer Lopez, who received the equivalent of £25,000 a minute from Russian tycoon Andrei Meinichenko to appear at his wife's birthday party in 2007.
Jennifer narrowly beat The Rolling Stones who rounded out the top five by making £2.2 million in 2002 from an hour and a half set for Texan billionaire David Bonderman's 60th birthday, the equivalent of £24,242 per minute.
Sorry, Justin Bieber, but this skeleton is determined to remain firmly in your closet for the foreseeable future.
So why did the self-styled Bonnie & Clyde imitators fame-shame Justin Bieber so?
Silent audience members could observe Kris Jenner roaming the indoor garden with a fixed expression of horror or could creep upstairs where Khloe murmurs to herself about regret while crying in the bathtub. As she very forthrightly described it to The Independent: "An interracial gay couple, I mean that’s just weird right now.